The Faint wanted me to let you know that they are still awesome.
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Saturday, February 28, 2009
Right Now: Video
I was just looking up something else on YouTube and on a whim searched for some Kings of Convenience. I love this song, but since there isn't an official video all you can usually find are videos of people playing covers and so-so homemade videos. I think this person's version, however, does an excellent job of going with the song. Brace yourself; awesome approaches.
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You Know How I Roll
We live in a fallen world. Anyone can look around and see that there is something wrong with this place. There are so many important issues that must be addressed and it often seems there aren't enough people to address them all. I would like to take a moment to speak out on an issue that I know is very controversial, one that I’ve seen divide families and destroy relationships many times before. Of course, I talking about which way you put the toilet paper on the dispenser.
I mean, seriously, what the heck is wrong with you people that put the paper over the top instead of off the back? It doesn’t make any sense! The natural movement is to reach under the roll and tear across. It’s like an instinct.
Research has proven that people that put the toilet paper the correct way are 89% more likely to succeed in life. They are also more likely to vote and less likely to get ringworm. *
As many of you know, I used to study and correspond with serial killers. Most, if not all, mentioned at some point or another in their letters that they draped the paper off the front. Do you want to access your toilet paper the same way serial killers do? Do you?
If I am at your house or your business and I see you have incorrectly installed your paper I will reverse your roll even if I don’t actually use the restroom.
I am not kidding when I say that a heated argument broke out in my house last night concerning this matter. Words were yelled in anger, rolls of toilet paper were torn asunder, and dogs were sent scurrying out of the room.
I’m telling you, forget the economy and terrorism, this issue needs to be handled once and for all with nothing less than an amendment to the Constitution.
For those of you that prefer the over the top method, you are in my prayers.
*all statistics are made up, unless you believe them
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I mean, seriously, what the heck is wrong with you people that put the paper over the top instead of off the back? It doesn’t make any sense! The natural movement is to reach under the roll and tear across. It’s like an instinct.
Research has proven that people that put the toilet paper the correct way are 89% more likely to succeed in life. They are also more likely to vote and less likely to get ringworm. *
As many of you know, I used to study and correspond with serial killers. Most, if not all, mentioned at some point or another in their letters that they draped the paper off the front. Do you want to access your toilet paper the same way serial killers do? Do you?
If I am at your house or your business and I see you have incorrectly installed your paper I will reverse your roll even if I don’t actually use the restroom.
I am not kidding when I say that a heated argument broke out in my house last night concerning this matter. Words were yelled in anger, rolls of toilet paper were torn asunder, and dogs were sent scurrying out of the room.
I’m telling you, forget the economy and terrorism, this issue needs to be handled once and for all with nothing less than an amendment to the Constitution.
For those of you that prefer the over the top method, you are in my prayers.
*all statistics are made up, unless you believe them
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Friday, February 27, 2009
Bring on the Trumpets!
Video obsession of the moment:
This is fair notice: I promise you I will start working "Bring on the trumpets" into any conversation I can.
"How was your day?" "Bring on the trumpets!"
"Do you have that report done yet?" "Bring on the trumpets!"
"I'm sorry, we did all we could. He's dead." "Trumpets!"
Now, if I can somehow figure out how to merge this with "I'm old Gregg!" hmmm....
Here is the whole series in one vid.
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This is fair notice: I promise you I will start working "Bring on the trumpets" into any conversation I can.
"How was your day?" "Bring on the trumpets!"
"Do you have that report done yet?" "Bring on the trumpets!"
"I'm sorry, we did all we could. He's dead." "Trumpets!"
Now, if I can somehow figure out how to merge this with "I'm old Gregg!" hmmm....
Here is the whole series in one vid.
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Thursday, February 26, 2009
Right Now: Video
The sound of awesome. I'm a big fan of all Mark Kozelek's work. This is off my favorite Sun Kil Moon album, Ghosts of the Great Highway.
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Flickr Update
I just uploaded about 15 pictures to Flickr. If you have never gone through my Flickr account feel free to browse back even further. If you feel compelled to comment on a few then even better! Yes, I like to see my statistics go up.....
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Wait...what?
Yes, I have started a new blog. This one will be more personal and link to the things I throw up on the web. Hopefully this will also serve as a dumping ground for the things I find interesting as I waste my time away online. Anywho, thanks for stopping by!
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