Oh, local news. THIS is why we watch you.
Life does indeed hit you hard, Bro,
Naturally, the Songify guys got a hold of this and I think it is one of there best ones yet:
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A Toledo woman, Melodi Dushane, loves McNuggets. According to a Toledo police report, she loves them so much that when she found out a local McDonald's was not serving them at 6:30 AM (that's breakfast menu time, sister), she became outraged and punched the drive-thru attendant.